用我那穿孔的长舌头戏弄你们

Hello, it's late here and I've already taken my ***** medicine, which means I really need to be in bed soon.

But, yeah, I was brushing my teeth and I was, you know, looking at my tongue, because I brush that too.

And I was like, I really like my tongue. I should make a video with it sometime.

And so then I was like, why don't I just do that now? So here I am.

I didn't know this because, like, we people don't really go around comparing tongues to each other.